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Git -R- Done!

2005-12-19T18:23:00.000-05:00

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2005-11-01T17:15:00.000-05:00

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Poop of the Day:

2005-10-25T11:01:00.000-04:00

Elephant Dump...

Woman walking dog has poop bag snatched

2005-10-19T17:03:00.000-04:00

By: the AP Press
Updated: 4:49 p.m. ET April 11, 2005
SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a different kind of burglar.
Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.
The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.
When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.
He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.
The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.

Got Hemorroid?

2005-10-19T16:42:00.000-04:00

How bad would your life suck if you woke up one morning and your anus looked like this?

Poop in the News: Human Feces Powers Rwandan Prison

2005-10-17T08:45:00.000-04:00

Wow, the magical power of poop...-TP-

Human Feces Powers Rwandan Prison
By Cyrus Farivar

Imagine eating food that was cooked using natural gas generated from your own human waste. Thousands of prisoners in Rwanda don't have to imagine it -- they live it.

Prisoners' feces is converted into combustible "biogas," or methane gas that can be used for cooking. It has reduced by 60 percent the annual wood-fuel costs which would otherwise reach near $1 million, according to Silas Lwakabamba, rector of the Kigali Institute of Science, Technology and Management, where the technology was developed. (Continued)

Here at TOILETPOOP, It's Not Just Fun & Games...

2005-10-15T13:05:00.000-04:00

We have a political side, too!

YO F*CK HEAD.......

2005-10-15T04:00:00.000-04:00

YO I TOOK A HUGE POOP AND IT POPPED MY ASSH*LE!

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POOP OF THE DAY

ON OUR MESSAGE BOARD: FECAL MASTER

THE BIGGER THE POOP THE HARDER THE SH*T!

Let Me Out

2005-10-14T00:03:00.000-04:00

Once upon a time there was a poop. This poop was very small and had very little authority. Poop was very depressed because it was never allowed outside. Poop kept begging King Asshole to let him out of the palace and experience the world. The King kept reminding him that the time would come, but that forcing it would help no one. As each passing day went by, poop kept growing in length and girth. Poop was starting to gain authority with King Asshole. Poop really started to apply pressure and started to prairie dog out. Again, the King slammed shut the palace doors and forbade the poop to leave. Poop became irate and joined up with all the poops in the palace. The plan was that if all the poop joined and combined their powers, they could easily break out. The named it the GREAT POOP ESCAPE. It was risky, but definately worth a try. The plans had been made and gone over repeatedly. All the poop knew what they had to do. The King was not stupid, though. He knew something was wrong. He felt much pent up pain and pressure all throughout his palace. The King knew he couldn't hold back the poop much longer. He would be fighting an uphill battle. The poop of the palace came up with one last idea. This idea was genius and would be the final key to their freedom. The poop were told one time by a great doctor that if they could mix themselves together with a liquid, preferably coffee, that there would be absolutely no way of being held inside the palace. The poop went around and gathered up all the Folger's that they could find. They mixed and mixed until finally they were no longer solid, but total liquid. And just like that they burst out of the palace and into the sea never to be seen again by the King. The poop finally had their freedom.
THE END

Blize Cize Nize

2005-10-13T23:52:00.000-04:00

I see poop on the floor when I go to the bathroom. Isn't that amazing? What makes you go crazy??? Wiping your ass?? Lets take time to reflect on SHIT.....

1) Poop is poop no matter what you poop.
2) I poop you poop everyone poops.
3) Poop smells like poop it stinks poop does.
4) Poop is colorful so paint your poop today!
5) GO take a poop your toilet will thank you.

Toiletpoop Originals...

2005-10-13T17:23:00.000-04:00

The Dookie Duke...

2005-10-13T15:59:00.000-04:00

The Duke says, "Hey, there fellow toilet poopers. This is the Duke talking. "He was a good man. Make sure that it says so on the poop patrol report."

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